The Latest in Peacocking Technology!
By Derek Vitalio 
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After extensively testing dozens of hats, Derek has found that wearing a cute, adorable puppy on top of your head elicits the best attraction reponse from women. Give it a try it!
August 28th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Love it. Wish I had run across you forty years ago.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I love this hat. Does it come in Daschound?
August 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Interesting, the puppy on the head idea, however, isn’t it kind of cumbersome to balance a dog and a beer in the same time ?
August 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Tell me, how do you attract a girl who’s already crazy about you but for all the wrong reasons?
August 28th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Will this also attract gay men? :-))
August 28th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
…this PUA madness isgetting ou of control.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:09 am
being a PUA isnt a form of madness, it’s just a more assured way of getting ahead of the female game curve. Women have been playing men for the longest time and it’s about time we have some methods to their madness. Do I wish I came across these strategies sooner?, of course I do, but I am glad to have come across them at all.
BTW, no one guru has the answer youre looking for. The best method is to mix&match the lessons from a few gurus. Who these are depends on you and your personality.
August 30th, 2008 at 12:22 am
This is “#4?¤¤ Crazy
August 30th, 2008 at 12:23 am
But still funny
August 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am
well, i have personally failed to attract plenty women , but a hat and a beer, its more like you D. funny and refreshing….
yours givens
September 7th, 2008 at 4:26 am
This will only work for females who love pets…. how will it affect females who dont like pets at all.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I used this, resulted in wild threesome same night
December 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
No Shit?